THE CHRISTENING

[aquatic]

IT'S HOT AS BALLS.

how are you surviving this heat?

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[notvaljean]

[Clearly no. The universe knows that Jean has dibs on ending Eren's sweaty little life, and dammit, dibs are a sacred thing.]

[Jean brays loud, obnoxious laughter at the look on Eren's face, and is already off and running by the time Eren gets up and charges him. He's fast, but Eren is fast too, and if he's going to keep ahead of him, he needs a fair head start.]

Gods Eren, you're sweating like Bertolt, what the fuck?