THE CHRISTENING

[aquatic]

IT'S HOT AS BALLS.

how are you surviving this heat?

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[essen]

[ if u cant take the teenage tittyfit get out of the teenager

wait

anyway, eren concedes to the fact that levi isn't going to free him from this exhausting, ass crack soaking heat like the merciful and benevolent ruler he thought him to be when he was a stupid 7 year old and is instead enlisting him in a kitten rescue.

he's gotten worse tasks, why not. he starts to pick himself off the ground and dust himself off, thinking of a good spot to put the bowls so they can keep the kittens somewhere inside and safe. ]

No, not really. I'm sure there's a basket in the stables. I'll go look, I guess.

[ not like levi can root around with an arm full of kittens. he starts making his way around the stable, hoping to snag a blanket, too. ]

[purell]

( it's too hot to be in any teenagers and taking their tittyfits but maybe later tonight if eren isn't an accomplice in letting these kittens die. until then, he's following after eren with light footsteps, a little too preoccupied with a particular little whiner who keeps trying to climb onto levi's shoulder. he's trying to shrug the little bastard down but it's just not happening. )

Try to find something before this one here eats my face.

( it has resorted to chewing on his hair...i don't know why cats do this and neither does levi. he feels so gross, there is sweat and fur and kitten spit all over him and he just. wants to die. at least titans gobble you up in one big bite, assuming they catch you. this little shitlords are killing him slowly, softly, methodically........ )