THE CHRISTENING

[aquatic]

IT'S HOT AS BALLS.

how are you surviving this heat?

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[purell]

( wow. while eren has his little teenage tittyfit, levi just stares down at him with a mildly judgmental gaze as if wordlessly asking what the fuck is wrong with him. did eren seriously ask that?? yes. yes he did. levi can't say he's ever heard of eating fucking kittens, even in the slums, but he's too hot and sweaty and disgusting to think about it too much.

still. he watches eren with a critical expression, before giving his head the faintest of judgmental shakes as he says in a judgmental tone that's so judgmental, even regina george would feel bad being at the receiving end of such judgment. )

...No.

( as he jostles one of the little monsters, the one teething on his poor cravet-- )

Someone left them in the meeting room. They're going to get sick and die in this heat, so let's get them some water. Unless you feel like dealing with dead baby cat carcasses.

( he isn't sure if he was trying to be funny, he...doesn't know...much of anything right now...it's too hot to think too hard... )

[essen]

[ if u cant take the teenage tittyfit get out of the teenager

wait

anyway, eren concedes to the fact that levi isn't going to free him from this exhausting, ass crack soaking heat like the merciful and benevolent ruler he thought him to be when he was a stupid 7 year old and is instead enlisting him in a kitten rescue.

he's gotten worse tasks, why not. he starts to pick himself off the ground and dust himself off, thinking of a good spot to put the bowls so they can keep the kittens somewhere inside and safe. ]

No, not really. I'm sure there's a basket in the stables. I'll go look, I guess.

[ not like levi can root around with an arm full of kittens. he starts making his way around the stable, hoping to snag a blanket, too. ]

[purell]

( it's too hot to be in any teenagers and taking their tittyfits but maybe later tonight if eren isn't an accomplice in letting these kittens die. until then, he's following after eren with light footsteps, a little too preoccupied with a particular little whiner who keeps trying to climb onto levi's shoulder. he's trying to shrug the little bastard down but it's just not happening. )

Try to find something before this one here eats my face.

( it has resorted to chewing on his hair...i don't know why cats do this and neither does levi. he feels so gross, there is sweat and fur and kitten spit all over him and he just. wants to die. at least titans gobble you up in one big bite, assuming they catch you. this little shitlords are killing him slowly, softly, methodically........ )