[Getting caught on stable duty sucks, especially in this heat. What is it about warm weather that makes horses shit more than usual? It's uncanny.]
[It's even worse knowing that Eren is laying out there behind the stables, doing jack shit while Jean busts his ass. However, all that time brooding gives him time to think of a plan. Once all the horses are taken care of (because while he's a jerk, he's not going to let animals go hungry or without water for the sake of shenanigans), Jean sneaks out behind the barn, a bucket of warm water in one hand. He creeps around the edge until he can see Eren, and waits for it... waaaaaits for it...]
[A veritable wave of water comes crashing down from around the corner, aimed directly at Eren's face. Take that, you lazy fuck, and serves you right.]
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[It's even worse knowing that Eren is laying out there behind the stables, doing jack shit while Jean busts his ass. However, all that time brooding gives him time to think of a plan. Once all the horses are taken care of (because while he's a jerk, he's not going to let animals go hungry or without water for the sake of shenanigans), Jean sneaks out behind the barn, a bucket of warm water in one hand. He creeps around the edge until he can see Eren, and waits for it... waaaaaits for it...]
[A veritable wave of water comes crashing down from around the corner, aimed directly at Eren's face. Take that, you lazy fuck, and serves you right.]