( wow. while eren has his little teenage tittyfit, levi just stares down at him with a mildly judgmental gaze as if wordlessly asking what the fuck is wrong with him. did eren seriously ask that?? yes. yes he did. levi can't say he's ever heard of eating fucking kittens, even in the slums, but he's too hot and sweaty and disgusting to think about it too much.

still. he watches eren with a critical expression, before giving his head the faintest of judgmental shakes as he says in a judgmental tone that's so judgmental, even regina george would feel bad being at the receiving end of such judgment. )

...No.

( as he jostles one of the little monsters, the one teething on his poor cravet-- )

Someone left them in the meeting room. They're going to get sick and die in this heat, so let's get them some water. Unless you feel like dealing with dead baby cat carcasses.

( he isn't sure if he was trying to be funny, he...doesn't know...much of anything right now...it's too hot to think too hard... )